Gossip Whisperer

BIG Brother beauty Imogen Thomas shows there are two good reasons why she should be in I’m A Celeb.

The busty glamour girl went wild as she posed in jungle gear to celebrate the start of the ITV1 series.

She told Zoo magazine: “I’d love to go in, but I’d be awful.

“There’s no way I’d eat spiders so I’d probably make everyone starve for days. If I had to go in a box full of rats then I’d do it, but I couldn’t eat eyeballs.”

She added: “I’d wear a bikini every day and make sure I took sexy showers like Myleene did. That’s all she did – and it worked!”

Imogen, who recently split with footballer Jermaine Defoe, said her perfect bush buddy would be Cristiano Ronaldo.

She said: “I’d go on as the eye candy. I’ve been off the scene for a while and now I’m newly single.

“That’s why I’d pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s hot! I’d definitely snog him.”

Yesterday, we chronicled the rise and fall of Lindsay Lohan, train wreck in the making. Lately, her estranged dad, Michael, has been discussing this deeply personal topic to anyone who will listen and pushing for her to get the help she needs.

To say she remains unmoved would be an understatement.

Lindsay Lohan has taken to Twitter to slam her dad, following reports that he is seeking a Britney Spears-style conservatorship over her, among other things:

“My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family,” she wrote.

Scathingly, the starlet continued: “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.”

Lindsay, 23, also wrote that sister Ali Lohan, 15 going on 45, is concerned about Michael, who recently accused their mom, Dina, of covering up her addictions.

“It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He crossed the line & hurt me & my family 4 the last time.”

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CRISTIANO Ronaldo has a “porn star shave” and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend.

And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.

Spaniard Nereida Gallardo claims the £180,000-a-week Real Madrid footballer keeps his intimate body parts hair-free, like the X-rated film stars he likes to watch in action.

Sexy Nereida, 26, adds that Cristiano loves himself so much he even put his initials on his furniture.

The 24-year-old ace has a TV in every room and decorates his mansions with angels. Nereida, who dated the former Manchester United winger for eight months last year and stayed regularly at his Cheshire home, said: “Cristiano and I took the same amount of time to get ready. I always wax – but Cristiano waxed everything.

“The strangest place I’ve had sex with someone is a restaurant toilet but with Cristiano it was in his house.

“His master bedroom was white, black and silver and had a giant black velvet bed with a huge mirror beside it. He kept lots of porn films, too.

“Sometimes he cried in front of me when he got home after missing a penalty.”

Cristiano dumped Nereida by text after bedding other babes.

He famously donned rump-enhancing, fluoro hotpants on holiday, so perhaps posing in barely-there briefs isn’t such a daunting task for the flamboyant footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Real Madrid star, 24, has been revealed as the face of Emporio Armani Underwear, filling the snug pants-sized space vacated by David Beckham, for spring/summer 2010. Beckham has modelled for the designer since 2007.

Ronaldo, who left Manchester United for the Real Madrid, in July, for a record £80million, raised eyebrows – and laughs – when he was snapped on holiday in Los Angeles, last year, in bottom-grazing shorts. (His buffed body did negate this sartorial faux-pas somewhat, even if his tan was a shade too close to David Dickinson mahogany for comfort.) His campaign images are yet to be shot.

And, in a move guaranteed to get men hot under the collar, the Transformers actress, Megan Fox, 23, will replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the women’s range.

The hotshot fashion photographers, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, have already snapped Fox’s soon-to-be released campaign images. Cue the countdown…

I guess the rumor about Katy Perry and Russell Brand getting all kissy backstage at the VMAs was true!

The couple was spotted in Paris at a fashion show, holding hands.

What do you think of this couple?

Nicole Richie was involved in a car accident this Monday (Oct 5) when she was driving around in Los Angeles with Paparazzi driving right behind her.

Nicole complained about a pain after the accident and was taken to hospital. It’s nothing serious so far.

Get well soon, Nicole!

I know…so many Miley posts but she’s just so present. AND no no, she’s not gonna appear on a court-show or even a casting show. Don’t worry.
It’s just Hannah Montana. American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi is gonna make a guest appearance on the Hannah Montana Episode “Judge Me Tender”.

Kara’s episode of Hannah Montana premieres on Sunday, October 18 @ 7:30PM ET/PT on Disney Channel.

Miley said in an interview that she wants to leave her Hannah Montana persona behind to get more serious roles. But she should stick to what she’s good at – bubble gum pop and kid’s Tv shows.

Going on stage with a backless dress and fish net stockings (like on VH1 Divas) doesn’t mean you’re mature and grown up.

With saccharin-sweet pop records like ‘Party in the USA’ and her horrible attempts at country music, will anyone be able to take her seriously?

Miley tweeted on Tuesday “Strep is the worst thing ever. Why am I always sick?”. Right now the 16-year-old is on Wonder World Tour and during her set in Salt Lake City she had to receive medical attention before she could complete the 70-minutes show.

Have a speedy recovery, Miley!

Is L.A. Candy written by Lauren Conrad gonna be in the theatres as a movie soon? Could be!

Obviously Lauren snagged a film deal for her book.

Like Conrad’s life, L.A. Candy — which has been on the New York Times bestseller list for 14 weeks since its June release — follows a 19-year-old girl named Jane Roberts who moves to Hollywood and finds fame as a reality star.

Conrad — who plans to pen two more books in the series — will serve as the movie’s executive producer.

Is there any doubt that this will BLOOOOWW? Probably not. Look what happened with The Hills and even without the TV show Lauren is very successful and popular.