Gossip Whisperer

BIG Brother beauty Imogen Thomas shows there are two good reasons why she should be in I’m A Celeb.

The busty glamour girl went wild as she posed in jungle gear to celebrate the start of the ITV1 series.

She told Zoo magazine: “I’d love to go in, but I’d be awful.

“There’s no way I’d eat spiders so I’d probably make everyone starve for days. If I had to go in a box full of rats then I’d do it, but I couldn’t eat eyeballs.”

She added: “I’d wear a bikini every day and make sure I took sexy showers like Myleene did. That’s all she did – and it worked!”

Imogen, who recently split with footballer Jermaine Defoe, said her perfect bush buddy would be Cristiano Ronaldo.

She said: “I’d go on as the eye candy. I’ve been off the scene for a while and now I’m newly single.

“That’s why I’d pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s hot! I’d definitely snog him.”

Yesterday, we chronicled the rise and fall of Lindsay Lohan, train wreck in the making. Lately, her estranged dad, Michael, has been discussing this deeply personal topic to anyone who will listen and pushing for her to get the help she needs.

To say she remains unmoved would be an understatement.

Lindsay Lohan has taken to Twitter to slam her dad, following reports that he is seeking a Britney Spears-style conservatorship over her, among other things:

“My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family,” she wrote.

Scathingly, the starlet continued: “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.”

Lindsay, 23, also wrote that sister Ali Lohan, 15 going on 45, is concerned about Michael, who recently accused their mom, Dina, of covering up her addictions.

“It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He crossed the line & hurt me & my family 4 the last time.”

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CRISTIANO Ronaldo has a “porn star shave” and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend.

And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.

Spaniard Nereida Gallardo claims the £180,000-a-week Real Madrid footballer keeps his intimate body parts hair-free, like the X-rated film stars he likes to watch in action.

Sexy Nereida, 26, adds that Cristiano loves himself so much he even put his initials on his furniture.

The 24-year-old ace has a TV in every room and decorates his mansions with angels. Nereida, who dated the former Manchester United winger for eight months last year and stayed regularly at his Cheshire home, said: “Cristiano and I took the same amount of time to get ready. I always wax – but Cristiano waxed everything.

“The strangest place I’ve had sex with someone is a restaurant toilet but with Cristiano it was in his house.

“His master bedroom was white, black and silver and had a giant black velvet bed with a huge mirror beside it. He kept lots of porn films, too.

“Sometimes he cried in front of me when he got home after missing a penalty.”

Cristiano dumped Nereida by text after bedding other babes.

He famously donned rump-enhancing, fluoro hotpants on holiday, so perhaps posing in barely-there briefs isn’t such a daunting task for the flamboyant footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Real Madrid star, 24, has been revealed as the face of Emporio Armani Underwear, filling the snug pants-sized space vacated by David Beckham, for spring/summer 2010. Beckham has modelled for the designer since 2007.

Ronaldo, who left Manchester United for the Real Madrid, in July, for a record £80million, raised eyebrows – and laughs – when he was snapped on holiday in Los Angeles, last year, in bottom-grazing shorts. (His buffed body did negate this sartorial faux-pas somewhat, even if his tan was a shade too close to David Dickinson mahogany for comfort.) His campaign images are yet to be shot.

And, in a move guaranteed to get men hot under the collar, the Transformers actress, Megan Fox, 23, will replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the women’s range.

The hotshot fashion photographers, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, have already snapped Fox’s soon-to-be released campaign images. Cue the countdown…

Jenny’s life is about to get a lot more complicated.

Kevin Zegers has joined the cast of the CW’s “Gossip Girl” for a multi-episode arc. He will play Damien, an international bad-boy love interest of Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen).

Zegers, who starred opposite Felicity Huffman in “TransAmerica,” was recently seen in “50 Dead Men Walking” and “The Narrows.” He will soon begin production on “The Story of Bonnie and Clyde.”

Hollywood superstar Johnny Depp has revealed he is reviving his role as pirate captain Jack Sparrow in the fourth instalment of the “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise.

The actor made the announcement by appearing in his character at the D23 Expo in Anaheim, California Friday, reports imdb.com.

He was welcomed onstage at the Anaheim Convention Center by Disney boss Dick Cook to help the executive announce plans for the fourth Pirates film titled “On Stranger Tides”.

Depp, who dressed and acted like his eccentric high seas character Captain Jack Sparrow, revealed the new movie is slated for a summer 2011 release.

Donald Trump is giving away his daughter Ivanka Trump’s hand in marriage to Jared Kushner. Ivanka has converted to Judaism for Kushner. The wedding will be held in October on her father’s property– the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster. Their engagement was announced in July.

The actress just finished working on her latest film The Bounty. She is now promoting her film, Love Happens. But she wants to take off on an adventure and not return to work until January 2010. She wants to get involved in her production company, Echo and return only after a while.

Kate Moss stormed out of the GQ Men of the Year Awards Tuesday night. The British supermodel was caught on camera shouting expletives as she interrupted an interview with her friend, singer Lily Allen – who had been awarded the Woman of the Year accolade – to reveal she was leaving.

She said: “He’s so f***ing rude, I’m never coming here again!”

It is believed she took offence to a joke made by Irish actor James Nesbitt as he presented a prize at the British men’s magazine’s annual prize-giving ceremony.

Trying to resolve the situation, Lily called to her friend: “He didn’t mean it like that Kate!”

Earlier in the evening, the 35-year-old beauty fought off unwanted attention from Hollywood lothario Mickey Rourke, the winner of the International Man of the Year, as they enjoyed a star-studded sit-down meal at London’s Royal Opera House.

Although the 55-year-old actor was joined by a model called Elena, 24, he reportedly stroked Kate’s arm and angered her boyfriend, The Kills rocker Jamie Hince.

Mickey admitted he was using the star-studded bash to search for a British spouse.

He said: “I’m looking for an English wife.”

“I’m looking for a house over here. I need a boxing ring though and a full-sized gym. London’s like my second home.”

Turning up in the Big Apple over the holiday weekend, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were spotted out for the US Open in New York City on Monday (September 7).

There for the Roger Federer vs Tommy Robredo match held at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, the loved-up pair laughed and canoodled in the stands as they watched Federer win the match in straight sets.

Prior to showing up in NYC, Keith and Nicole had been enjoying some relaxing family time at their home in Nashville, Tennessee.

Earlier in the month, the “Eyes Wide Shut” actress and her country singing hubby were spotted out with their growing baby girl, Sunday Rose Urban, taking a stroll through the park and photogs snapped up shots.