Gossip Whisperer

BIG Brother beauty Imogen Thomas shows there are two good reasons why she should be in I’m A Celeb.

The busty glamour girl went wild as she posed in jungle gear to celebrate the start of the ITV1 series.

She told Zoo magazine: “I’d love to go in, but I’d be awful.

“There’s no way I’d eat spiders so I’d probably make everyone starve for days. If I had to go in a box full of rats then I’d do it, but I couldn’t eat eyeballs.”

She added: “I’d wear a bikini every day and make sure I took sexy showers like Myleene did. That’s all she did – and it worked!”

Imogen, who recently split with footballer Jermaine Defoe, said her perfect bush buddy would be Cristiano Ronaldo.

She said: “I’d go on as the eye candy. I’ve been off the scene for a while and now I’m newly single.

“That’s why I’d pick Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s hot! I’d definitely snog him.”

CRISTIANO Ronaldo has a “porn star shave” and a stash of blue movies, according to his ex-girlfriend.

And she says he is also a cry baby who sobs if he misses a penalty.

Spaniard Nereida Gallardo claims the £180,000-a-week Real Madrid footballer keeps his intimate body parts hair-free, like the X-rated film stars he likes to watch in action.

Sexy Nereida, 26, adds that Cristiano loves himself so much he even put his initials on his furniture.

The 24-year-old ace has a TV in every room and decorates his mansions with angels. Nereida, who dated the former Manchester United winger for eight months last year and stayed regularly at his Cheshire home, said: “Cristiano and I took the same amount of time to get ready. I always wax – but Cristiano waxed everything.

“The strangest place I’ve had sex with someone is a restaurant toilet but with Cristiano it was in his house.

“His master bedroom was white, black and silver and had a giant black velvet bed with a huge mirror beside it. He kept lots of porn films, too.

“Sometimes he cried in front of me when he got home after missing a penalty.”

Cristiano dumped Nereida by text after bedding other babes.

He famously donned rump-enhancing, fluoro hotpants on holiday, so perhaps posing in barely-there briefs isn’t such a daunting task for the flamboyant footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Real Madrid star, 24, has been revealed as the face of Emporio Armani Underwear, filling the snug pants-sized space vacated by David Beckham, for spring/summer 2010. Beckham has modelled for the designer since 2007.

Ronaldo, who left Manchester United for the Real Madrid, in July, for a record £80million, raised eyebrows – and laughs – when he was snapped on holiday in Los Angeles, last year, in bottom-grazing shorts. (His buffed body did negate this sartorial faux-pas somewhat, even if his tan was a shade too close to David Dickinson mahogany for comfort.) His campaign images are yet to be shot.

And, in a move guaranteed to get men hot under the collar, the Transformers actress, Megan Fox, 23, will replace Victoria Beckham as the face of the women’s range.

The hotshot fashion photographers, Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, have already snapped Fox’s soon-to-be released campaign images. Cue the countdown…